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Sue: Being pregnant is for the birds!
Me, in another room: um, don’t BIRDS lay eggs?
Sue: why can’t I lay eggs? …Then I’d get it OVER with and the baby can finish growing in the EGG!
Me: *speechless*

Isn’t that awesome?

So Susan has been having increasingly vivid and complex dreams of late- they are quite entertaining to listen to.

Last nights contained the following- in no particular order:

Aliens in huge black multiayered spaceships bent on world domination
Instantaneous teleportation from Utah to California and back
Scott Bakula
Sole possesion of special telepathic powers to destroy the alien horde
Amphibian Sea Monsters
Climactic mad dash to the Catalina Observatory in the dark to broadcast her psionic attack across the heavens

I tell ya, it was pretty exciting!

When, your wife tells you how embarrased she is that she forgot to shave her knees today-

-And that this is terrible because she also forgot that the slit in her skirt showed these aforementioned knees-

Do not, I repeat, do not refer to them as ‘Wookie-knees’.

Even is you are obviously doing this in JEST.

Furthermore, it isn’t wise to attempt to explain that Wookies are actually cool…  well cool to a geek, at least.

This tack to my suprise did not generate the desired calming effect.

‘Words’ were said.  In fact, the term "Dumb-ass" was applied liberally to my personage. 

Just some advice I thought I might share.